Day 93

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I held a heart in my hands today. A sheep's, It was quite slimy.

Trailer I'm oddly excited about of the Day:



Its like the Fog but vaguer about the threat and it has Tom Jane in it.

Day 92

Pages: 2094

Now in an effort to appeal the "kidz", I will now discuss various MTV shows periodically. I watch these in order to stay "real" and "Frezh" with the "Youth of America".

#5 Punk'd
The (Needlessly Complex) Concept:
Beadle's About but with Kelso from The 70's Show. Each one of those knd of prank shows involve kind of gimmicks. Scare Tactics has cruelty (Hey, Your girlfriend has been run over by drugdealers. Ha Ha, only joking), The Jamie Kennedy Xperience has that annoying guy from Son of The Mask. Punk'd has famous people (They deserve it too those jerks.).

Best Bits:
The beginning of each Punking which Kelso explains loudly what the Punking will be. "YOU KNOW P.O.D? THEY PLAY CHRISTIAN MUSIC! WELL LET SEE HOW THEY REACT WITH A NUCLEAR SPILL. WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW, P.O.D?"

The situations often seem funnier before the Punking begins. Nick Carter and Tommy Lee, Buddies? Hard to believe they have not got a MTV show on their own.

Anything with Kanye West. (actually anything is made brillant by Kanye West's presense.)

Verdict: Funk'd

Day 91

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You know I had plenty of chances to read today. Instead I did the following:
-Slept till 10.52
-Fed the dogs.
-Bought Milk in the shop
-Had a bowl of Weetabix
-Surfed the Net
-Bought more Milk
-Had a bowl of Corn Flakes
-Watched some TV.
-Went to the Cinema (Knocked Up is great)
-Filled this in.
-Remembered that Wednesday is MTV Program day.
-And nothing else.

Line of the Day:

Isn't weird how chairs exist even when you're not sitting on them?
Knocked up is quite funny

Day 90

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You know what isn't great? Terrible Green Day songs been sung by a large group at 2am somewhere on the street next to you. You know worse? When said group knows three lyrics and repeats those five times.

Unwanted Lyrics of the day:

Summer has come and passed
The innocent can never last
Wake me up when September ends

Day 89

Pages: 2052


My 4 books day got a shakey start today. I read the start of Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep? and got distracted by english muffins and birthdays. (Note: Mark and Sparks don't seem to sell English Muffins anymore.) Tomorrow I will be focused, presumibly.

Lyric of the Yesterday:

Wish I was an English muffin
'Bout to make the most out of a toaster

Day 87/88

Pages: 2045

I've exactly 4 weeks to read over 100 books. At 28 day approx, this means to finish the list I will have to read at least 4 books a day. In the last two weeks I've read about 85 pages. I'm thinking an underdog last minute victory is required, like Rocky. (He whats in the end?)

Lyric of the Day:

Wish I was an English muffin
'Bout to make the most out of a toaster

Thank you, Simon and Garfunkel, I know what I'm going to get for breakfast.

Day 86

Pages: 2040

I could write anything I want here. Anything. Something insightful, witty, life affirming, cutting, satirical, emotional, arty, anything. Instead I wrote something pointless.

Food of the Day:

Chicken in a bap. There was free BBQ in College. Good day.