Day 24

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As mentioned below, I'm in France for the next two weeks. Therefore this very blog will be affected by
1) possibly having no Internet
2) having something better to do.
So I will provide some guesses to what my posts during the the two weeks will be.

Day 25
On ferry today. They should remake Speed but on a Ferry.

Day 26
Arrived in France. lot more squirrels than I would of thought.

Day 27
Started Moby Dick

Day 28
Finished Moby Dick. Mere child's play of a book. Turns out it is really is only about a whale.

Day 29
Who knew wood could float?

Day 30
Wow Joyce really disliked Dublin. If he had written it in Cork, he would been like "Wow Cork is Kooool." Wouldn't of made much a book though.

Day 31
Invited to the weekend in the mansion of a mysterious gentleman, Lord Snootington to partake in a bridge contest. Some say its haunted.

Day 32
Lord Snootington has been murdered. All my fellow bridge players have both means and motive. I suspect Mr. Cutberry, the suave gun salesman who was having an affair with Lady Snootington

Day 33
Found a clue today. Gun powder behind the pendulum. Also Mr. Cutberry's alibi is exposed to be false. He claimed to have been in conservatory with the candlestick, but he was in fact in the libray with the rope.

Day 34
Turns out I killed Lord Snootington, I frame Mr. Cutberry.

Day 35
Played Connect 4 today.

Day 36
Tried to speak French, Instead said a combination of Irish, Greman, Latin and Old English.

Day 37
Few days left so I decide to steal the Pink Panther Diamond. Clouseau will never catch me.

Day 38
Turns out neither Pink Panther or Clouseau existed. Try to raise spirits by looking for the last Gaul village to hold out against the Romans using a magic potion that gave super strength.

Day 39
On my way home again. Got very little reading done.

Line of the Day:
Can't say really. I've neither read or watched anything yet today.