Day 71

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Q: Was ist paradox an der Analysis?
A: Man faltet, um zu glätten...

While looking up jokes on the "net" today, I found a German maths joke. I've no German to speak of, so today we will see if international jokes survive translation engines.

Result:
Q: What is paradoxical at the Analysis?
A: One folds to smooth over...

I see...

Speech of the day:
I do not know to say what really. Three minutes to the largest battle of our professional life. Everyone comes to today, and down either, we healthy as a team, or we are gonna zerbrökkelt. Play centimeter around centimeter through game. Until we are concluded. We are in hell now same, gentlemen. Believe me. And, we can remain here, receive can fight the shit that is thrown out by us, or we our return into the light. We can climb outta hell... a customs all at once. Now I cannot make it for ya, am I too old. I regard around, see I that these young faces and I think, mean I, made I each incorrect choice, that a man in the middle years can make. I, uh, I pissed away my entire money, believe it or not. I have someone davongejagt that loved me ever. And recently I cannot stand also the face, that I see in the mirror. They know if you become old, in life, are taken things of you. I mean, am that's it.. that's it.. that a part of life. But you learn begin only, that if you losin 'material. They find out that this game of life the customs so that soccer is. Because in either game - life or soccer - is so small the edge for mistake. I mean, make an a half step too late or too early and you it not rather. You do not slow down a half second also, too quickly and you catch it rather. The customs that we must be everywhere around us. They are in every breach of the game, each minute, each second. On this team, we fight for that customs. On this team tear up us we and every otherwise around us to pieces for that customs. We claw with our Fingernägeln for that customs. Because we know if the entire customs sums up, the gonna is makes the condemned difference between profit and losing! Between life and dying! I will be tell you this, in any battle it the fellow its ready, whose gonna victory that customs to die. And I know if I am, have is gonna any life more it because I am yet ready, to fight and to die for that customs because that is, what life is, the six customs before your face. Now I cannot make make you it. They must regard the fellow next to you, appearance into its eyes. Now I think that ya a fellow goes seeing, who will go that customs with you. Your gonna sees a fellow, who will sacrifice himself for this team, because he knows, if it comes down to it your gonna, that makes same for it. That is a team, gentlemen, and either, healthy we now as a team, or we become as an Individuen die. That is soccer fellows, is that of all that is it. Now what are you makes gonna?

The Pieces by Inches speech as translated to German and back again.