Thursday, July 26, 2007

Day 57

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The answer to yesterday's question was d)All of the Above. That's right Patchy Wednesday is a legitmate (in Fantasy Football). That's correct, Fantasy Football (although if I was to make a fantasy version of Football, it would probably more like Rollerball. Now that was a sport!).

Hopefully someone will make a Patchy United, so we can have derbies and be bitter enemies, thus creating fantasy hooligans. these will lead to fantasy spectators that comment "Those jerks, they ruin the game for everyone."

In time my fantasy team will accumulate fame and status. It will bid on by fantasy overseas investors, who are just in it for the money. The day it changes hands with these disrespectful fantasy capitalists, The spirit of Fantasy Football will have died...FOR(fantasy)EVER

(I found my book again. It was in a drawer of all places.)

Headline of the Day:
WHY MOSES WANDERED IN THE DESERT FOR FORTY YEARS: He Lost the Map!
An artcile from the soon to be defunct Weekly World News.

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