Monday, July 30, 2007

Day 61

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Die Hard 4.0 and Transformers are in fact the same film. here is the proof.

1. A truck versus F-14 fight appears in both. (oddly it's more pluasible in one which they turn into robots.)

2. Both feature chubby computer hackers that live with their mother and boast abilties so great they can just throw on a program to instantly work it out.

3. Both feature in-jokes that 10 people will get and 2 will find funny.

4. Both have car chases in which loads of other cars crash and explode but the main characters don't seem to be very concerned about the driver's safety.

5. There are a load of explosions. I mean, like lots.

6. The Government are idiots.

7. Both feature a fondness Credence Clearwater Revival.

8. John McClane and Optimus Prime can withstand any injury.

One reason Die Hard is better.

1. Die Hard doesn't feature John Turturro been urinated on by a robot.

Line of the Day:
"You just killed a helicopter with a car."
"I was all out of bullets."

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